Fifth book in the hilarious Lottie Brooks series by Katie Kirby.
From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks story. This time it’s CHRISTMAS!!!
Dear Santa, For Christmas this year, I would like:
Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack)
Baby Bella to not vomit on my presents like last year.
A new brother who doesn’t fart on me and call it a ‘tasty air biscuit’.
Antoine (the Handsome French Boy) to surprise me on Christmas day in the style of a Netflix rom-com.
A new diary (I’m really getting through them!)
Lots of love, Lottie Brooks
p.s. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year?
Christmas is complete chaos this year! The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break, there’s a Secret Santa to organise AND Lottie has to prepare for her big performance in the Christmas play as the back-end of a reindeer. Will she survive the festivities intact?
Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:
“My daughter couldn’t put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath.”
“My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional ‘Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!’.”
“My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it ‘the best book ever'”
“Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion.”